Mar 20 2013

On being gay gayly

Posted by Knonie

Kurt Cobain- Poster, Photo ©Knonie

Kurt Cobain said:
“I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn’t.”

Well, if they think so, stay what you are, just to piss off these usual people and keep them away. Being labelled as Gay is usually associated with people having less interest in sports and more in aesthetics, so artists usually have to face such situations, just like Kurt in his school years has to face some awkward situations. Kurt states that he started accepting the fact that people think him gay, just to piss of homophobes.

Oct 22 2010

Some funny computer one-liners…

Posted by Knonie

IT Professionals- Funny one liner

•   Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

•   Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

•   Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…

•   “Intel Inside”: The world’s most commonly used warning label.

•   Printer not ready. Do you have a pen?

•   A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1…

•   Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

•   Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…

•   All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

•   A good programmer makes all the right mistakes.

•   Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred…?

•   If engineers built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

•   A computer scientist is someone who, when told to ‘Go to Hell’, sees the ‘go to’, rather than the destination, as harmful.

•   FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! – Press any key to do nothing…

•   There are two ways to write error-free programs.
Only the third one works.

•   A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.

•   A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

•   Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for ‘still doesn’t work.

•   Computer analyst to programmer: You start coding. I’ll go find out what they want.

•   Computer Science: solving today’s problems tomorrow.

•   If your computer says: Printer out of Paper, this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the ‘OK’ button.

•   It said: ‘Insert disk 3…’ but only 2 fit in the drive.

•   Microsoft Windows: computing While U Wait.

•   My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

•   Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – Rich Cook

•   Intel: We put the ‘um…’ in Pentium.

•   Helpdesk tip #2: When the support analyst says: ‘Click… ‘, wait for the rest of the sentence.

•   BREAKFAST.COM Halted… Cereal Port Not Responding.

•   1010011010 – The binary number of the Beast
•   1332 – The number of two Beasts

•   A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.

•   A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.

•   Never execute code written on a Friday or a Monday.

•   File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

•   “If the Start Windows Restart when Windows starts check box is checked Windows Restart will start automatically every time Windows is started.”
– Actual excerpt from a windows program help file!

[Source: Various]

Sep 10 2010

Love me when…

Posted by Knonie

“Love me when I least deserve it,

because that’s when I really need it.”

— Swedish Proverb

Dog's day

Sep 10 2010

Real life begins after you jump off a building…

Posted by Knonie

69-An illustration in numbers

69-An illustration in numbers

“Wow, after I jumped, it occurred to me life is perfect, life is the best, full of magic, beauty, opportunity… and television… and surprises, lots of surprises, yeah. And then there’s the best stuff of course, better than anything anyone ever made up, ’cause it’s real…”

– The Million Dollar Hotel